BetOnJesus - will He come back? You bet!


Q: Who will decide whether our Lord Jesus has come back?
A: Just 4 out of the following 5 people have to agree within 4 weeks that the Lord has returned, who and where He is: The Pope, Pastor Benny Hinn, Hank Hannegraaff, the Patriarch of Konstantinopel, and Pat Robertson. Should any of these honorable people go up to the Lord, the replacement will be Pastor Deacon Fred.

Q: How will Jesus look like when He comes back?
A: Jesus will have white hair, eyes of fire, feet of brass, and has a sword sticking out of his mouth (Revelation 1:13-16). So keep your eyes open and let us know.

Q: Where will Jesus show up first?
A: Jesus (Mt.24:30) says he’ll return “on the clouds of heaven with great power and glory” and that “every eye shall see him”. Praise, it’s certainly easier to do this on a flat earth than a sphere, but you can be sure that Jesus has a plan.

Q: When will Jesus come back?
A: “Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom” (Matthew16:28). My friends, time is running out! “The time is at hand” (Revelation 1:3).

Q: Clearly, if just one million people bet, BetOnJesus would have to pay £3,000,000,000 if He comes back. How is that possible?
A: “And my God will supply all your needs according to His riches in glory in Christ Jesus” (Philippians 4:19).

Q: Is this really a good deal?
A: It doesn't get much better. Remember, the earth is only about 6000 years old and we are giving effectively 3,000:1 odds every year for 10 years. The odds are so good, we got the first 1000 BetOnJesus certificates ourselves.

Q: So what should I do?
A: "Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows bountifully will also reap bountifully" (2 Cor. 9:6). Would you sow a seed for the unsaved with us?

Q: Do I get anything if Jerry Falwell comes back?
A: Yes, the first 1000 visitors to BetOnJesus will get 10 extra BetOnJesus certificates.

Q: Wait a second! Isn't the Rapture coming first, so I'll be snatched up and won't see anything of my £3,000 since all the testifying saints would have left as well?
A: Nowhere in the Bible is there any scripture that speaks about the rapture being separate from the second coming. The Lord will give the saints enough time to testify.

Q: I was looking to buy a little concrete statue of the Lord for my garden. When I googled "Beton Jesus" your  site came up. However I feel a bit lost now. Can you help me ?
A: The Lord is working His miracles through BetOnJesus in many ways. Go to Shop for Jesus and you will be rewarded in heaven and on earth.

Q: But isn’t betting on the internet illegal? What if Jesus sees it?
A: The Lord himself told me: Thou shalt tell them it is a donation and I will supply all your needs when I come back.