rejoice! Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ today revealed the plan for His economic stimulus package. In a press release on 02/20/2009 through BetOnJesus the Holy Trinity declared:
"God, the Holy Ghost and Jesus have decided that it's time to step up in these difficult economic times. All three of Us will chip in and pay every person on this planet $1000 when Jesus comes back soon. Please sign up by linking yourself with Jesus through LinkedIn. Do the math yourself and see who has the biggest package now! 6 Billion people can link up -- times $1000 each makes 6 Trillion! In your face Obama, We're bigger than you.
Sincerely, God, the Holy Ghost and Jesus."
As always, BetOnJesus will act as the responsible steward that we are God willing. Folks, don't delay any longer to get connected on a higher level. Link up with our Lord and Saviour. Amen.