The economic stimulus package from our Lord has arrived! - BetOnJesus - will He come back? You bet!
BetOnJesus - will He come back? You bet!
 

Saints,
rejoice! Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ today revealed the plan for His economic stimulus package. In a press release on 02/20/2009 through BetOnJesus the Holy Trinity declared:

"God, the Holy Ghost and Jesus have decided that it's time to step up in these difficult economic times. All three of Us will chip in and pay every person on this planet $1000 when Jesus comes back soon. Please sign up by linking yourself with Jesus through LinkedIn. Do the math yourself and see who has the biggest package now! 6 Billion people can link up -- times $1000 each makes 6 Trillion! In your face Obama, We're bigger than you.

Sincerely, God, the Holy Ghost and Jesus."


As always, BetOnJesus will act as the responsible steward that we are God willing. Folks, don't delay any longer to get connected on a higher level. Link up with our Lord and Saviour. Amen.

Uttla
2/22/2009 02:04:34 pm

Awesome! God has the biggest one! Just the news I've been waiting for.

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Kanu
3/13/2009 04:18:01 pm

This is the momment in world history that I will talk with my children and grandchildren about. Our glorious Lord Jesus Christ is coming back with all his power and force. Thank you Pastor Boj for making this possible. You have the greatest church of all!

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Sam K.
4/17/2009 05:40:26 pm

What an idiotic website made for the suckers of this world. Does anybody believe that this is a church? It's a scam and I believe the IRS is behind it. Do your own research, BetOnJesus is not a partner of Benny Hinn.

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Martin
6/26/2009 07:14:11 am

This looks to be the real deal to me - I am paying up now. But hey - what happened on LinkedIn - JesusChris is no longer listed - have those atheists taken him down. Are they allowed to do this. Pastor Boj - lobby now to get Jesus back where he belongs

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Frank
9/26/2009 02:38:29 am

Something smells fishy here. Not sure what to say about this website, but there's something wrong, I can tell you that much. Don't be fooled by the Antichrist Obama.

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