our Lord Jesus Christ wants to be totally LinkedIn with all of you. Frankly, He is quite surprised that not more of you have linked up with him already. To many of you He pleaded, but few have listened. To sweeten the deal, He instructed me to issue a BetOnJesus Certificate to each new LinkedIn person. WHAT A DEAL!!! So what are you waiting for? Make Jesus Christ the most LinkedIn person in history. Click on the supercool LinkedIn button on the right and get ready to receive the Lord's grace and certificate.