Friends, we need your help. Barrister Cooper has left the church and took nearly $100,000 with him. Would you pray for us here at BetOnJesus and ask the Lord whether He will reward you richly for betting on Him. Thank you.
I got many emails in the last couple of months asking me whether BetOnJesus would also hedge other risks, such as rising gas and food prices. We asked the Lord for guidance and He told us: "Throw in 1000 gallons of gasoline for the unsaved, they certainly would try to speed away with their tiny gas-saving Japanese cars when I'll return, hahahaha." Saints, we all know that there's no escaping the end times, so we all might as well drive around with the biggest trucks. Keep on trucking for the Lord.