BetOnJesus - will He come back? You bet!

 
 

Last night I heard the voice of our Lord Jesus Christ. He said: 'I'm going to pour out on my people riches and glory like never seen before. Set up a Shop for Jesus.' I asked the Lord to guide me in His name and He delivered. Would you tell your church going friends of this miracle? Glory to God!

 
 

One moment I'm betting the farm and the next thing that happens is a rapture index at 165. Friends, this is the great start of the year I have been talking about. Fasten your seat belts! Get ready for the bumpy ride. BetOnJesus is still giving you 1:3,000 odds for the next 10 years -- that's effectively 1:30,000 odds. Folks, the earth is not even 30,000 years old. Is this the best godly bet in the world or what? I can't wait for our Lord to show up in all His riches and glory.

 
A New Beginning 01/19/2008
 

Friends,

I would have bet the farm on Jesus coming back on 1/1/2008. In fact I did. Once I did, I noticed that all the money I was giving to the Lord through BetOnJesus I received right back in the BetOnJesus Paypal account. This really is a miracle and I'm currently on my knees to thank our Lord for it. Not only did I get the farm back (all but a few animals that I sacrificed), but also now I'm fully entitled to get my 1000 times harvest when Big J comes back. What a great start this is to 2008! I feel really optimistic that this is the year. 'What year?' you might ask. More on that later. Let me just tell you this much: What would you think about George W. Bush placing $1,000,000,000 on BetOnJesus? Makes you think, doesn't it.

Have a good 2008,
BOJ

 
Is this it???? 12/30/2007
 

Friends,

is this it? The end of the year is approaching fast and I wonder whether this is the end? What do you think? So many people are writing me about healings and miracles taking place.

I will spend the next two days in my closet praying. So don't expect much communication from me - and listen to our Lord Jesus Christ instead. We might see each other in heaven again soon. Happy New Year!

BetOnJesus 2007 -- the end.

 
 

Many brothers and sisters in Christ have been writing me during these last days. It seems that some people think that our Lord Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December in the year 0. To all of you I say: OK.... I'll give you another day of double odds! The Lord spoke to me last night and said: "Be easy on the un-saved. Give them another day." Lord, I surrender to your authority. Powerful words indeed. To all of you followers of Mithraism I can only say: it's just luck that your god was born on the same day as our God. Repent and you will be saved. But hurry, time's up.

 
 

Friends of the Lord!

How many more days do we have until the end of the world starts? Or should I ask: How many more hours.....? There's just something in the air these days, and I'm not the only one getting it. Just check our dear friends at the Trinity Broadcasting Network and you must agree: the return of our Lord Jesus Christ is at hand.
For His 2007th birthday we will continue to lead the nations to Christ and will continue to offer 2for1 until the 25th of December 12pm BMT.

So, tell a friend, show them that you care and be part of this most powerful move of the Lord. Bet on the Lords return and be rewarded according to His riches in glory in Jesus Christ (Philipians 4:19).

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from us here at BetOnJesus.

 
 

Would you help to spread the good word around the globe? BetOnJesus is the biggest and best evangelical movement the world has ever seen. What a great way to start Christmas by surprising other people with the gift of BetOnJesus! What a fantastic way to show the world: Yes Lord, I believe that You'll be back. To make it even more special, we'll give out a special Lord's birthday BetOnJesus 2 for 1! Yes, you read this right, the Lord told me last night: Double the odds!!! You'll now get a whopping 2000 for yourself, 2000 for your unsaved friend (do you still have them?), and 2000 to your local church. It's only valid up to 12pm BMT (Bethlehem Mean Time) on December 25th 2007. So hurry and praise the Lord.

 
Run!!!!!! 11/19/2007
 

I hate to repeat myself -- but this is getting serious. The rapture index is now at 160. What does BetOnJesus recommend? Put all your money on the Lords return and run! It won't be pretty and the tribulation times will be hard on some of you ungodly non-believers! That makes it so important to hedge your risk. Just BetOnJesus.

 
Get ready! 11/15/2007
 

Saints, get ready for the ride. Once again, the rapture index has been raised to 159. It can happen any time now, I feel that our Lord Jesus Christ is preparing for His final move. Prophetic activity amongst my friends is very high in recent days. One said to me: 'You will lead 10,000 people to Christ before Christmas and make them part of the great BetOnJesus community.' Glory to God. Wouldn't you like to help out a Liberal and confused person, somebody who has his values upside down? Bet on the Lord's return and give them a needed break. Show them the light in these final days, love the sinner, hate the sin. Praise.

 
 

Friends and friends of friends!

What a glorious day it has been. The rapture index has once again increased by 1. It now stands at 158. What fantastic news for all holders of BetOnJesus certificates. The main reason for the increase is floods and nuclear nations. Earthquakes brought it down one point though, but overall we're talking about getting an inch closer to Jesus coming back! Hurray, get ready. Despite this 0.6% increase in the odds of our Lord Jesus Christ coming back, we have decided not to change our odds, we just keep on giving money away to you. The Lord will provide to our needs according to His riches in glory in Jesus Christ (Philippians 4:19).

I have received an email from a fellow Christian about providing side-bets for the Lord's return. Will He be black or American? We're currently prayerfully investigating the odds of this and other bets. Once the Lord has spoken to us, we'll let you know. Praise the sweet name of Jesus.

Make sure that your friends know about the Lord and this website (also, please, in this order).  I challenge you to send out the good news of BetOnJesus to at least 3 friends (if you have any). Send us an email (look at the Testimonies page) if you've introduced more than 10 friends. You'll get a VGP (Very Godly Person) invite to the big BetOnJesus end time party. Invites to the party will be send out 4 weeks before the Lords return.