Is this it???? 12/30/2007
Friends, OK OK, it's one more day 12/25/2007
Many brothers and sisters in Christ have been writing me during these last days. It seems that some people think that our Lord Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December in the year 0. To all of you I say: OK.... I'll give you another day of double odds! The Lord spoke to me last night and said: "Be easy on the un-saved. Give them another day." Lord, I surrender to your authority. Powerful words indeed. To all of you followers of Mithraism I can only say: it's just luck that your god was born on the same day as our God. Repent and you will be saved. But hurry, time's up. Buy one - get one free. Time is running out. 12/21/2007
Friends of the Lord! Would you help to spread the good word around the globe? BetOnJesus is the biggest and best evangelical movement the world has ever seen. What a great way to start Christmas by surprising other people with the gift of BetOnJesus! What a fantastic way to show the world: Yes Lord, I believe that You'll be back. To make it even more special, we'll give out a special Lord's birthday BetOnJesus 2 for 1! Yes, you read this right, the Lord told me last night: Double the odds!!! You'll now get a whopping 2000 for yourself, 2000 for your unsaved friend (do you still have them?), and 2000 to your local church. It's only valid up to 12pm BMT (Bethlehem Mean Time) on December 25th 2007. So hurry and praise the Lord. |