BetOnJesus - will He come back? You bet!

I hate to repeat myself -- but this is getting serious. The rapture index is now at 160. What does BetOnJesus recommend? Put all your money on the Lords return and run! It won't be pretty and the tribulation times will be hard on some of you ungodly non-believers! That makes it so important to hedge your risk. Just BetOnJesus.

Saints, get ready for the ride. Once again, the rapture index has been raised to 159. It can happen any time now, I feel that our Lord Jesus Christ is preparing for His final move. Prophetic activity amongst my friends is very high in recent days. One said to me: 'You will lead 10,000 people to Christ before Christmas and make them part of the great BetOnJesus community.' Glory to God. Wouldn't you like to help out a Liberal and confused person, somebody who has his values upside down? Bet on the Lord's return and give them a needed break. Show them the light in these final days, love the sinner, hate the sin. Praise.

Friends and friends of friends!

What a glorious day it has been. The rapture index has once again increased by 1. It now stands at 158. What fantastic news for all holders of BetOnJesus certificates. The main reason for the increase is floods and nuclear nations. Earthquakes brought it down one point though, but overall we're talking about getting an inch closer to Jesus coming back! Hurray, get ready. Despite this 0.6% increase in the odds of our Lord Jesus Christ coming back, we have decided not to change our odds, we just keep on giving money away to you. The Lord will provide to our needs according to His riches in glory in Jesus Christ (Philippians 4:19).

I have received an email from a fellow Christian about providing side-bets for the Lord's return. Will He be black or American? We're currently prayerfully investigating the odds of this and other bets. Once the Lord has spoken to us, we'll let you know. Praise the sweet name of Jesus.

Make sure that your friends know about the Lord and this website (also, please, in this order).  I challenge you to send out the good news of BetOnJesus to at least 3 friends (if you have any). Send us an email (look at the Testimonies page) if you've introduced more than 10 friends. You'll get a VGP (Very Godly Person) invite to the big BetOnJesus end time party. Invites to the party will be send out 4 weeks before the Lords return.

Friends, Jesus will read these pages when He comes back. Let's treat each other accordingly. Please don't use any words that are not in the Bible.

Here's the good news of the day: BetOnJesus is spreading like wildfire around the globe and is touching the nations, leading people worldwide to Christ and giving the unsaved one last chance to escape the torture of the tribulation. Once every corner of the world is reached with this heartwarming message, Jesus will come back -- at least that's what he told us last time we spoke to him, glory to God.